Mama Fiona – Your Stepmom Is A Size Queen [2021] May 2026

She snapped the tape measure shut.

My heart sank.

She made me stand. Made me strip to my boxers. Then she pulled out her tape measure. A tailor’s fabric one. She knelt—actually knelt in front of me—and did it professionally . Base to tip. Around the thickest part. She didn’t smirk. She didn’t gasp. She just nodded, slow, like a mechanic reading a diagnostic. mama fiona – your stepmom is a size queen

“I didn't marry him for his body. I married him for the house. But you… you’re not him, are you?” She snapped the tape measure shut