Comics ~upd~ | Jab

In corporate India, “family” means “we will emotionally manipulate you for free overtime.” The moment you ask for a raise, you become the “black sheep.” Update your resume, beta. Real families don’t have HR departments. THE BACK PAGE: “SORRY, NEXT WEEK” Due to a “technical glitch” (the editor fell asleep watching a 4-hour geopolitical analysis on YouTube), we are re-running our most popular cartoon from 1998.

“We have entered the ‘Amrit Kaal of Optimism’,” said the Finance Minister, adjusting his spectacles that definitely do not have Google Glass hidden inside. “All indicators are green, except for the ones that are red, which we have decided to ignore.” jab comics

Two old men sitting on a park bench. Old Man 1: “In our day, corruption meant taking a bribe.” Old Man 2: “Now it means taking a bribe, getting a tax receipt, and tweeting about it.” “We have entered the ‘Amrit Kaal of Optimism’,”

When pressed for details on unemployment, the Minister smiled and said, “What is ‘unemployment’? I only know ‘unorganized entrepreneurial breaks’.” Meanwhile, a leaked report from inside the Finance Ministry revealed the new national slogan: “Gareebi Hatao… From the Dictionary.” I only know ‘unorganized entrepreneurial breaks’