You scroll down. The first three results are paid. The fourth is a Reddit thread from 2015. The fifth is a blank page titled “We know you’re watching us too.”
You open Zoogle in a sleepy daze—same blank white field, same rainbow-tilted letters, but something’s off. The logo winks: a little Z with a curled tail like a question mark. Your search bar blinks “Ask me anything… but not the truth.” zoogle
Zoogle answers in 0.02 seconds: “Because you looked at four screens before your first coffee. Also, your neighbor’s router is named ‘FBISurveillanceVan.’ Click here for melatonin ads.” You scroll down
You close the tab. Zoogle winks again.
You type: “Why am I tired?”
You touch it with a stick. It gives way, then heals. Let me know which tone you were going for, and I can tailor it further! The fifth is a blank page titled “We