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Zern’s genius is turning mundane body horror into comedy. The nose-bones have little joints. There’s a two-page spread of the guy sneezing, and the bones fly out like a bizarre xylophone. One strip ends with his friend saying, “Put those back.” The man replies, “They don’t fit anymore.” You’ll laugh. Then you’ll touch your own nose. Then you’ll feel sick. 3. “Uncle Smiles at the County Fair” (2007) Premise: A deformed, grinning balloon animal named Uncle Smiles wins every carnival game but refuses to give anyone the prizes. zerns sickest comics

Zern draws the condensation on the bun. The priest’s tiny vestment is stretched over the meat. In panel four, a parishioner whispers, “Forgive me, Father, for I have… relish.” The priest just oozes mustard. It’s sacrilegious, sweaty, and makes you nauseous for reasons you can’t explain. Sick rating: 🤢🤢🤢🤢 2. “Nose Bones” (2001) Premise: A man discovers that his nose contains a tiny, fragile skeleton. He becomes obsessed with showing it to people. Stay sick