Uncle Chester's World Beach Tour //top\\ May 2026

“See?” he whispered. “Every beach has a voice. This one’s a comedian.”

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He didn’t build a sculpture. He didn’t taste the sand. He just put his arm around my shoulder, and Gregory (who had somehow followed us across three continents) landed on his head. “See

“He’s starting his own collection,” he said. He didn’t taste the sand

“I’ve died and gone to a rosé commercial,” he said.

He spent four hours on his hands and knees, sorting colors. Red glass was “a rare blood type.” Blue was “for the melancholy.” He filled his watermelon cooler with so much sea glass that he couldn’t lift it. Gregory the seagull stole a bright green piece and flew off with it. Chester just waved.

“Every beach,” he said quietly, “is the same ocean trying on different clothes.”

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