Toilet Is Clogged With Poop ~upd~ -

A standard low-flow toilet was subjected to an unusually large, dense stool, described by the user as "a surprise given the preceding diet of cheese and protein bars." Upon flushing, water rose rapidly to the rim, hesitated for a dramatic moment, then retreated with only a faint gurgle. The bowl remained occupied by a single, stubborn log, refusing to depart.

Main bathroom, second floor Report filed by: Homeowner (identity withheld for dignity) Date: Yesterday evening Time of incident: Approximately 9:47 PM, just before guests arrived toilet is clogged with poop

Here’s a short, interesting (and slightly humorous) report-style take on a very real problem: A standard low-flow toilet was subjected to an