The family gathered. Each episode showed alternate realities: Flanders as a biker gang leader, Mr. Burns giving away money, and Patty and Selma marrying rich. The final file, "E23_NoExit.mp4," showed Springfield empty. Just wind. Just silence.

They played it. The audio was just Matt Groening, laughing softly, then saying: "Hit 'Reset' on the remote, you idiots."

The screen cut to black. Then, in tiny text: "VODRip not found. Please insert disc 3."

Bart smirked. "Leaked or retail?"

"Never again," Marge said.