The Odd Family Zombie On Sale -

Supernatural Asset Management From: Field Analyst, Anomalous Acquisitions Unit Date: [Current Date] Subject: Suspicious listing: “The Odd Family Zombie” on sale

An anomalous listing has appeared on a dark-web classifieds board (and, oddly, a suburban garage sale site) under the title: The seller’s identity is unknown. The “product” appears to be a partially reanimated humanoid, designated OFZ-1 . Unlike standard zombies, OFZ-1 retains fragmented memories, speech (limited), and a disturbing attachment to domestic life. the odd family zombie on sale