The Great Zohan Portable | iPad |

4 out of 5 stars. Not for the easily offended, the humorless, or those who think hummus is just a dip. For everyone else? Let’s go make some silky smooth.

Critics panned it. Roger Ebert gave it one star. Audiences were confused. It was too weird to be a standard action spoof and too juvenile to be a political commentary. Yet, nearly two decades later, The Zohan stands as one of the most audacious, misunderstood, and genuinely prescient satires ever to come out of the Hollywood studio system. For the uninitiated, the film follows Zohan Dvir (Sandler), an elite Israeli counter-terrorist commando who fakes his own death so he can abandon the "start-up nation" for his true dream: becoming a hair stylist in New York City. He ends up in a predominantly Palestinian neighborhood in Queens, working for a salon owned by a beautiful Palestinian woman, Dalia (Emmanuelle Chriqui). the great zohan

We don't need generals. We don't need politicians. We need a guy who can roundhouse kick a terrorist, then stop to tell him his split ends are looking tragic. 4 out of 5 stars

The premise is absurd. Sandler plays Zohan with the physicality of a washed-up pro wrestler and the libido of a caffeinated rabbit. He defeats his enemies with impromptu breakdancing, catches bullets with his nose, and famously uses a hummus-fueled "cannon" to win a fight. On the surface, it’s a greatest hits reel of Happy Madison gross-out gags. The key to understanding The Zohan is recognizing that the juvenile humor is the delivery mechanism for the message. Sandler isn't just being dumb; he is weaponizing dumbness to disarm the viewer. Let’s go make some silky smooth