Table Hockey Hijinks — Mofos Free

Marcus yanked the goalie rod so hard it flew out of the slot, hit the ceiling fan, and ricocheted into a bowl of chips. Jen pointed, laughing so hard she snorted. Marcus retrieved the rod, now dusted in nacho cheese, and declared, “New rule: cheese on the ice is playable.”

Game on, mofos. Game on.

Not with fists. With tiny plastic sticks and a rattling metal puck. table hockey hijinks mofos