Sorority Sitters Part 1 Review

The Secret Life of Sorority Sitters (Part 1): Why Every House Needs One

That’s where the comes in.

For those outside the Greek system, the term might sound made up — like a “nap coach” or a “professional hype girl.” But inside the house? The Sorority Sitter is as essential as the chapter president. And after two years of doing the job for a 150-woman chapter at a major SEC school, I’m finally ready to tell you what it’s really like. sorority sitters part 1

I grab my toolkit (yes, I have a toolkit — duct tape, allergy meds, a phone charger, and a laminated list of emergency contacts). Twenty minutes later, we’ve blocked the vent, vacuumed the hallway, and convinced the president to sleep in the study lounge. The Secret Life of Sorority Sitters (Part 1):

Let’s clear this up first: we’re not babysitting. Well, not exactly. And after two years of doing the job

This is just the beginning. In Part 2, I’ll walk you through the single worst night of my sitter career: the Formal Pregame Puke Incident, the unexpected police visit, and the time I had to hide a fraternity pledge in the laundry room for four hours.

No one calls nationals. No one posts on social media. That’s the sitter code.