Always has been. But this —(holds up USB)—is OPENH264. Open source. Royalty-free. I’m gonna re-encode the entire multiverse in real-time. No more lost frames. No more convenient plot holes. Raw, unfiltered causality.

(bursts through the garage door, holding a USB stick labeled “OPENH264” in sharpie) Alright, listen up, dipshits. I’ve done it. Again. For the fourth time this season.

(quietly) …Huh.

Oh my god. I just remembered being born. It was moist . And loud .

(closes garage door behind him) Open source wins again. Suck it, Cisco.

Hey. You violated the license agreement. Non-commercial use only. And you just re-encoded seven trillion sentient beings without their consent.