He laughed. Then he cried. Then he did what any reasonable engineer would do: he cheated.
And in the about dialog, below the version number, I.J. added a new line: redo intellij
The world panicked. Then it rejoiced. Deployments that took weeks now took milliseconds. Stock markets stabilized. Medical devices patched themselves. For three glorious days, humanity experienced what I.J. called "The Great Silence"—a period with zero runtime exceptions. He laughed