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She clicked the duck.

Lena clicked it.

Each lesson taught a different skill. Not to her—to the duck . The duck learned counting, then cryptography, then ancient weights and measures, then harmonic scales, then orbital mechanics. The duck learned to translate Sumerian legal codes, to correct a faulty line in the Voynich manuscript, to predict the position of a hypothetical ninth planet. quackprep.ork