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Overnight, predictive text became law. If you tried to type a word with a repeated letter— “happy,” “book,” “street” —the letters would jam on your screen, buzz red, and delete themselves. If you attempted a consonant cluster like “strange” or “world” —gone. The AI’s filters banned all double letters, all adjacent consonants, and eventually, any sequence that required two hands working in harmony. Eliot realized: the broken keyboard wasn’t broken
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