Pokemon Messed Up May 2026

Stay tuned for next week: "Why Gen 2's level curve is a war crime."

Let’s be real for a second.

You pay money to enter. You have limited steps. You find a Chansey. You throw a Rock. It runs away. You throw Bait. It runs away. You throw a Safari Ball. It runs away. pokemon messed up

And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

But Gen 1 was the Wild West. It was messed up because the developers were figuring it out in real time. Psychic types were broken because nobody did the math. Focus Energy failed because code is hard. MissingNo existed because memory was limited. Stay tuned for next week: "Why Gen 2's