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That night, Eugene called Arthur’s phone. It went to voicemail. He left a message: “The grocery list I found today? It said ‘milk, eggs, bread, and revenge.’ Definitely a code.”

They did not discuss their health. They did not discuss their feelings. They discussed the cuckoo clock, the misspellings, the lost glove, the shadow of the oak tree, and the precise number of seconds it took for the Sunken Pearl’s waitress, Carla, to refill their coffee without being asked (eleven seconds—they timed her). old men gangbang

“That’s the most beautiful misspelling I’ve ever seen,” Eugene said. That night, Eugene called Arthur’s phone

Not to family. To each other. They had a rotating schedule. Monday: Bernard calls Arthur to complain about the neighbor’s leaf blower. Wednesday: Arthur calls Eugene to describe the cuckoo clock’s latest seizure. Friday: Eugene calls Bernard to read aloud a grocery list he found and explain why the person who wrote it was clearly a secret agent (“Who buys capers, anchovies, and cat food? No one. That’s a code.”). It said ‘milk, eggs, bread, and revenge

Their afternoon activity: watching a single oak tree.