Use it sparingly. Use it strangely. And for god’s sake, don’t use it on a first date.
Apply the phrase to an inanimate object or man. “Netcat, that packet can move” (networking joke). “Netboy, that ass can move… the goalposts in every argument.” netgirl that ass can move
| Standard Thirst | “Netgirl that ass can move” | | --- | --- | | Compliments static appearance | Compliments | | Personal/romantic framing | Analytical/detached framing | | Direct objectification | Meta-objectification (observing the observation) | | Low effort | High irony + sincerity hybrid | Use it sparingly