My Wife Got Married -

"Who?" I whispered.

That was the day I understood: sometimes the person you love most has to marry their own soul before they can truly stay with yours. If you saw the phrase "my wife got married" and thought it was a typo — it's not.

I woke up to an empty bed and a note on the pillow. my wife got married

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So technically, my wife did get married. Twice. To the same lucky idiot (me). I woke up to an empty bed and a note on the pillow

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She smiled. "Myself. I married myself today. I finally realized I was the one I'd been waiting for." To the same lucky idiot (me)

I stared at the words. My wife — my wife — had gotten married. But how? We were still legally together. Or so I thought.