~upd~ - My Asus Warranty

"Kevin," I said, my voice a low, dangerous whisper. "The laptop is dead. I have the top-tier warranty. Just send me a box."

A monument not to protection. But to the single, most expensive drop of coffee I will ever know. my asus warranty

It began, as all great technological tragedies do, with a single, perfect drop of coffee. "Kevin," I said, my voice a low, dangerous whisper

I hung up. I sat in the dark, the corpse of my ASUS Zephyrus glowing faintly under the light of my monitor. The warranty card sat beside it. It wasn't a promise. It was a maze. A beautiful, labyrinthine, legally-binding maze designed to protect the Minotaur, not the hero. " I said