I am talking about the mysterious puddle I discovered this morning seeping out of a knocked-over protein shaker cup that my cat, Bartholomew , has apparently claimed as his personal hydration station.
Artisanal “Milky Cat Piss” (Suspected Leaking Whisker-Siphoned Brew) Rating: ⭐ (1 Star) / ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 Stars for Trauma)
I am buying a covered trash can. You have won this battle, but not the war. Also, please drink more water. This is concerning.
Let me be clear: I did not buy this. I did not brew this. I did not ask the universe for this specific olfactory nightmare.
Milky Cat Piss May 2026
I am talking about the mysterious puddle I discovered this morning seeping out of a knocked-over protein shaker cup that my cat, Bartholomew , has apparently claimed as his personal hydration station.
Artisanal “Milky Cat Piss” (Suspected Leaking Whisker-Siphoned Brew) Rating: ⭐ (1 Star) / ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 Stars for Trauma) milky cat piss
I am buying a covered trash can. You have won this battle, but not the war. Also, please drink more water. This is concerning. I am talking about the mysterious puddle I
Let me be clear: I did not buy this. I did not brew this. I did not ask the universe for this specific olfactory nightmare. but not the war. Also