Midlife Crisis [v 0.34] ((hot)) < Safe >

It’ll do.

I’ve been thinking about the midlife crisis not as a breakdown, but as a software update. A clunky, poorly documented, sometimes embarrassing release that installs itself without asking permission. midlife crisis [v 0.34]

Somewhere between 40 and “I hurt my back sleeping.” It’ll do

Here’s a blog post written in the spirit of a “version release” for a midlife crisis. midlife crisis [v 0.34] — patch notes for the messy middle midlife crisis [v 0.34]

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