Marks Poop Best — Melody

If you are a parent of a toddler, you know that potty training comes with its own secret language. You know what "the grunt" means. You know what "the waddle" means. But last Tuesday, my two-year-old, Melody, invented a new phrase that stopped me dead in my tracks.

Have you ever had a "Melody Marks" moment in your house? Tell me your war stories in the comments below. Misery loves company. melody marks poop

No. She was being literal. And frankly, brilliant. If you are a parent of a toddler,

And some of us leave a little brown smudge on the bathmat. melody marks poop

When Melody said "Melody marks poop," she wasn't being gross. She was taking ownership. She was claiming her territory like a tiny, diaper-wearing wolf.

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If you are a parent of a toddler, you know that potty training comes with its own secret language. You know what "the grunt" means. You know what "the waddle" means. But last Tuesday, my two-year-old, Melody, invented a new phrase that stopped me dead in my tracks.

Have you ever had a "Melody Marks" moment in your house? Tell me your war stories in the comments below. Misery loves company.

No. She was being literal. And frankly, brilliant.

And some of us leave a little brown smudge on the bathmat.

When Melody said "Melody marks poop," she wasn't being gross. She was taking ownership. She was claiming her territory like a tiny, diaper-wearing wolf.