“A gateway, Ms. Knope!” Marcia shot back. “First, extra Sprite. Then, extra screen time. Then, premarital hand-holding at the mall food court. I’ve seen the data.”
Ron Swanson, who had wandered in for the free coffee, grunted. “Ma’am, the only thing more dangerous than a child with soda is a government telling a business how to dispense it. I’ll take four self-serve fountains in every restaurant.” marcia langman parks and rec
Leslie Knope, sitting at the council table, raised a hand. “Mrs. Langman, it’s a cup with a three-ounce limit.” “A gateway, Ms
Here’s a short story about Marcia Langman from Parks and Recreation , staying true to her righteous, easily-outraged, moral-crusader persona. The Sacred Soda License Then, extra screen time
“Chairman,” she began, voice trembling with synthetic humility. “I am Marcia Langman, spokesperson for the Society for Family Stability and Acceptable Television. We successfully removed the ‘risqué’ chapter from the Pawnee North Middle School health book. We are vigilant .”
Marcia gasped, clutching her pearls. “Mr. Swanson, I have a pamphlet on the moral decay of libertarianism. I’ll leave it on the table.”