Laser Cat Codes Today

I don’t type a code. I just point to the laser pointer dot on his chest.

They told me to stop calling them "laser cats." The official designation is Feline Aperture Retinal Projectors (FARP) . But when you’ve got a tabby named Toast who can shoot a coherent beam of light from his pupils and burn a hole through a titanium blast door, you call it a laser cat. laser cat codes

I could input —the self-destruct. Or I could just let the cats do what cats do. I don’t type a code

The rebels are in the hallway now. Their leader kicks the door open, rifle raised. But when you’ve got a tabby named Toast

It started as a military accident. A deep-space telemetry array crashed into a solar farm next to a litter of newborn kittens. The radiation didn’t kill them; it wired them. Their eyes became capacitors. Their purring became a cooling system. By week six, they were dissolving lab equipment just by looking at it.

End Log. Note to self: Teach Muffin the difference between "Target Acquired" and "Red Dot on the Wall." That was a close one.