Halloween Modern Family Episode ~repack~ -

He’s been like this since September. He bit the mailman.

You know, the best Halloween magic trick isn’t pulling a rabbit out of a hat. It’s making your wife smile after she’s found out you ate 12 pounds of candy. halloween modern family episode

I’m going as a CDC epidemiologist. Last year, people thought I was a sexy librarian. I’m fixing that. He’s been like this since September

At Cam and Mitchell’s: The fog has cleared. The coffin is now a blanket fort. Lily is inside with George the hot dog baby. It’s making your wife smile after she’s found

Gloria hands him a plate of homemade pan de muerto .

Lily, sweetheart, we discussed this. You can’t just wear your regular clothes and call it nihilism.

Best part of Halloween? When it’s over. No, I’m serious. You spend weeks planning, everyone gets stressed, someone cries over a costume malfunction, and then—boom—it’s November. And you can just sit. (beat) That’s the real treat.