Aiff | Friends Season 09

(grinning) And really good-looking guys from galleries.

(a tiny, involuntary smile) A Triceratops? friends season 09 aiff

Sad, French accordion music.

(standing up, pacing) No, no, no. This is like that time I had to choose between the meatball sub and the tuna melt. You can't just— you have to— (throws hands up) —I don't know, be in two places at once! (grinning) And really good-looking guys from galleries

(bursting in from the bathroom, hands still wet) Did I hear "broken"? Is someone broken? Because I just fixed the garbage disposal with a hairpin and sheer force of will. I can fix people too. (standing up, pacing) No, no, no

(standing up, facing Rachel) Wait. If Monica and Chandler go to Paris... and you go to Paris... and Joey's in Milan half the time... Phoebe's married to Mike in the Village... (looks around the empty corners of Central Perk) ...I'll be here. Alone.

Record scratch sound. Someone drops a spoon. Silence for one beat.