Florida Man Throws Alligator Through Drive Thru |link| May 2026

FL-0420-26-069 DATE OF INCIDENT: April 14, 2026 TIME: 01:47 AM (EST) LOCATION: [REDACTED] Fast Food Drive-Thru, 8900 Tamiami Trail, Sarasota County, FL REPORTING OFFICER: Deputy M. Hendricks, SCSO

This report is a fictional parody based on the “Florida man” meme archetype. No real arrest or alligator-throwing event occurred on this date. florida man throws alligator through drive thru

Investigation determined that suspect LaRue was driving a 2015 Ford F-150 (FL tag: GTR-H8NT) through the drive-thru. Surveillance footage shows LaRue lean out of the driver’s side window, holding the alligator by the tail. He then swung and released the animal head-first through the open pick-up window, striking the interior counter. FL-0420-26-069 DATE OF INCIDENT: April 14, 2026 TIME:

At approximately 01:47 hours, deputies responded to a 911 call reporting “an alligator thrown through a drive-thru window” at the above location. Upon arrival, officers observed a live, unrestrained alligator inside the restaurant’s order pick-up area, cornered behind a beverage station. The animal was secured by Sarasota County Animal Services / FWC at 02:12 and transported to a rehabilitation facility. Investigation determined that suspect LaRue was driving a