Emo Os V2: 0

Would you like to install now? ─ [Let Me Overthink It First] ─ [Install Quietly While Avoiding Eye Contact]

But we listened to the beta testers (read: anyone who has ever cried in a parking lot while eating fast food). Today, we are proud to announce — a complete emotional overhaul. emo os v2 0

Release Date: Rolling out now (Check your internal Wi-Fi) Version Codename: "I’m Fine (But Please Ask Again)" File Size: 3.2 GB of repressed memories + 400 MB of intrusive thoughts Compatibility: Humans 1.0 and above. Not recommended for robots, corporate HR reps, or anyone who describes themselves as “just chilling.” Welcome to Emo OS v2.0 Let’s be honest: Emo OS v1.0 was a mess. It crashed during minor inconveniences. It had memory leaks for every embarrassing thing you said in 2012. The “Happiness” widget was stuck on a spinning wheel of doom, and the “Sadness” folder kept duplicating itself at 2 AM. Would you like to install now