He finds the master file: DEADPOOL_3_FINAL_CAM.mp4 . But instead of deleting it, he injects himself into the code. Suddenly, every illegal copy worldwide starts glitching—his face appears mid-scene, talking over serious moments.
He looks directly at you.
“See? Piracy’s boring. But fixing piracy with maximum stupid effort? That’s a sequel I’d pay for.”
“Oh, hello there, viewer with questionable browsing history. You didn’t think I’d let you watch me for free on some sketchy ‘moviesda’ site, did you?”