“Guetta didn’t press play. He pressed ‘Destroy Career.’”
The crowd looks at each other. A bro in a neon tank top yells, "REWIND!" david guetta fail
The crowd cheers—not for the music, but because the embarrassment is finally over. “Guetta didn’t press play
He reaches for the CDJ. He cues the next track. He waits for the snare roll. david guetta fail
Not a “vinyl crackle” silence. Not a “dramatic pause” silence. The silence. The kind of silence where you hear the ice clinking in a VIP bottle girl’s tray 200 feet away.
Then, the horror sets in.
For ten seconds, tinny, phone-speaker-quality audio of Sia plays through a $2 million Funktion-One sound system.
