Dark Souls 3 El Amigos Access

9.5/10

I beat him. He dies. I get his soul. I turn it into a big hammer. Now I am the danger. This area is full of peasants with pitchforks. They throw firebombs. They scream. They have dogs. I hate the dogs. dark souls 3 el amigos

Phase 2: The main watcher lights his sword on FIRE. Now every swing has a flame wave. Now I am not good. Now I am running in circles screaming “NO NO NO NO NO.” I turn it into a big hammer

I die 15 times. FIFTEEN.

But we cannot go home, my friends. Because the is waiting. This is the first boss. He is big. He is angry. He has a halberd the size of my entire budget. They throw firebombs

I give up. I start new game. I pick Knight class. Now I have armor. Now I am strong. Now I am still dead in 30 seconds.

Then I remember: Stay under the butt. Yes. The secret to all Souls games. Get under the butt. Slap the butt. Run away when he farts ice.