Collegerules Freshman [2021] -

But here’s the reality check: You just moved out of your parents’ basement, you’re surviving on ramen, and your biggest fear is your roommate walking in while you’re... occupied .

Your RA is a grad student named Kevin who smells like burnt coffee and hasn't slept since 2019. Kevin’s only rule is "Don’t set off the fire alarm." If Kevin joins your party, it means he wants to borrow your microwave, not get naked. The Myth: The "Study Break" You know the scene. The Freshman says, "I can't focus on Calculus. Can you help me relax?" Three minutes later, the textbooks are on the floor and the camera is zooming in. collegerules freshman

Being a real Freshman is messier, funnier, and actually a lot more fun because you get to write the rules. You don't need a camera crew or a cheesy challenge list. Just be safe, be kind, and for the love of God, take your shoes off before you get on the dorm carpet. But here’s the reality check: You just moved