Bananahotties -

And here’s the thing about the Bananahotties. They had been secretly training. For months. In a warehouse. At 5 AM.

Pom-Pom Pam attempted a pomegranate-themed moonwalk, but her shoe squeaked, she tripped over a discarded peel (irony, thy name is fruit), and landed in the lap of a very unimpressed golden retriever. bananahotties

But every empire has its rivals.

They weren't a gang. They weren't a sorority. They were something far more terrifying—a group of five fiercely attractive, impossibly fit, and aggressively sunny women who ran the city’s most beloved (and only) gourmet banana stand: . And here’s the thing about the Bananahotties